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Columbo's stalking a killer. But what he doesn't know is that
the real murderer may be someone on his own investigating team. Peter Falk reprises his role as the crafty Lieutenant Columbo in
this film, which marks "Columbo's" 25th anniversary on
network television.

In Columbo: A Trace of Murder, the
wily detective questions an overbearing millionaire, Clifford
Calvert (Barry Corbin), a fellow cigar aficionado, who's
accused of murdering a business rival. But things get
complicated when two unlikely people, the police forensic
scientist on Columbo's own investigation team (David Rasche) and
Calvert's unhappy wife, Cathleen (Shera Danese, Peter Falk's
real-life wife), know more about the case -and each other- than
they should; and a tiny piece of evidence -a cigar stub- leaves
Columbo puzzled.
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Clifford
Calvert is
an overbearing millionaire with a macabre sense of humor who
enjoys bragging about how much money and power he has. Howard
Seltzer (Raye Birk) is suing Calvert, blaming him for a bad
investment based on misleading information Calvert provided.
Calvert's problems begin when he runs into Seltzer at a social
gathering, and Seltzer makes vague threats that
could
jeopardize Calvert's power. A nasty exchange of
words
leads to Calvert punching
Seltzer in the face.
Clifford's relationship with his wife Cathleen (Shera Danese) is
in trouble as well. He is not paying attention to her and is
constantly making bad jokes at her expense. Cathleen takes
advantage of Calvert's feud with Seltzer to mastermind a plan,
with the help of her lover, to get rid herself of Calvert yet
keep all of his money: kill Seltzer and frame Calvert.
Cathleen's plans might go up in smoke however because Calvert is
an elegant cigar aficionado as well, and combined with Lt.
Columbo's skills, this hobby might foil the scenario planned by
Cathleen and her lover.
This
was Barry's first on screen appearance with his head shaved and
there's a very funny scene -probably adlibbed by Barry and Peter
Falk- where Columbo says "So
if you'll just answer a couple of questions, I'll be out of your
hair,"
to which Clifford "responds" with a hostile glare! |
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CALVERT:
So I called the airport in Aspen, told them I was flying in.
They told me they didn't have any hangar space. Can you -- can
you beat that? I spent $20 million on a corporate jet, and
they tell me there's no place to park it! So I got a
supervisor on the horn - woman - told her who I was. She said,
"Oh, Mr. Calvert! Well, we didn't know who you were. Of
course we can accommodate you." Ha! You're damn right you
can accommodate me, sweetheart. With all the money I've spent
in your town, or I should say all the money my wife's spent in
your town. She keeps the whole damn economy afloat.
CALVERT:
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SELTZER! I want to talk to you.
SELTZER: I don't think we should be talking to each other,
Clifford. After all we are in litigation.
CALVERT:
You made a bad investment and now you want to blame me for it.
SELTZER: Clifford, the financial information that you supplied
was misleading, and you know it. Why don't you just settle the
case?
CALVERT:
(Chuckling) Not a chance, Seltzer.
SELTZER: You could lose more than money on this one, Clifford.
You could lose your license.
CALVERT:
Are you threatening me?
SELTZER: Uh--
CATHLEEN: Clifford, please.
SELTZER: I'm just saying, the longer this thing goes on, the
more likely it is to draw the attention of the S.E.C., and
there are certain financial irregularities.
CALVERT:
DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN ME, YOU LITTLE WORM! (Punches Sletzer
in the face)
CALVERT:
CATHLEEN!
CATHLEEN: I'm going to bed.
CALVERT:
You're not still upset, are you?
CATHLEEN: You humiliated me.
CALVERT:
Why? Just because I roughed up Seltzer a little bit? He
deserved it.
CATHLEEN: So maybe he did, but not in front of my friends, and
not at my expense.
CALVERT:
At your expense? Ha, ha, ha! I hate to tell you this, honey,
but if he wins that lawsuit, I'm gonna take a big hit, and
you're gonna have to get used to those rhinestones you were
wearing when I met you. If the S.E.C. gets into it, I could
end up destitute. What do you think, Cathleen? Can you see the
two of us in a one-bedroom apartment? Ha, ha ha, ha, ha!
CATHLEEN:
I think I'll talk a walk, get a little air. Want to come?
CALVERT:
No. Anyway, what I told this waiter was, "I ordered this
steak medium. If I wanted it bloody, I'd go out and knock the
cow in the head and cut out the middleman." Ha, ha, ha!
CALVERT:
Seltzer was murdered, huh? That's the best news I've heard in
a long time.
COLUMBO: Huh, good morning, sir. Regarding Mr. Seltzer, I
understand that you saw him last Wednesday night at a party.
CALVERT:
Yeah, I saw the little worm last Wednesday.
COLUMBO: Uh, according to your wife, you had words.
CALVERT:
Words? Ha, ha, ha! I knocked him on his ass! Ha, ha!
COLUMBO: Was that because he's suing you, sir?
CALVERT:
Am I a suspect?
COLUMBO: Oh, no, sir, no. This is just routine. I have to file
some kind of a report. So if you'll just answer a couple of
questions, I'll be out of your hair. Sorry, sir.
CALVERT:
Like what?
CALVERT:
What are you doing here?
COLUMBO: Mr. Calvert --
CALVERT:
Do you know what time it is?
COLUMBO: I'm not here as a cop. I'm here as a human being.
CALVERT:
As opposed to what, a kangaroo? It's too late. This case is
over. I'm being indicted for murder tomorrow. Shut the door.
COLUMBO: Thank you very much, sir. I just came to tell you, I
don't think you did it!
CALVERT:
Oh, well, that's a relief! I'll enter prison with a light
heart, knowing that you think I'm innocent.
COLUMBO: Where's your wife, sir?
CALVERT:
She's upstairs asleep. If I wanna drink, I'll drink. I don't
need her in my face. She's always asking questions about this
case. She thinks she's Clarence Darrow. She doesn't have a
clue.
COLUMBO:
I don't need that, sir. I just bite off the end.
CALVERT:
That's disgusting.
COLUMBO: I notice that you like to use a wedge cutter.
CALVERT:
A wedge is the only civilized way to prepare a cigar for
smoking.
COLUMBO: Why is that, sir?
CALVERT:
Well, look at this. See that cut? That's deep, it's angular,
and it's precise. It keeps the filler tobacco out of your
mouth. What do you do? You gnawed it like a beaver! I don't
know how you smoke 'em after you mangle 'em like that.
COLUMBO: May I, sir?
CALVERT:
Here.
COLUMBO: Mr. Calvert, I'm gonna be honest with you. I noticed
your cigar ends before tonight. First time, well, there was
one right here in this ashtray. I took a good look at that.
Then up in the law office, another one. Took a good look at
that. So I knew that your cigar cutter makes this type wedge
cut. Now this is the cigar end that we found in Mr. Seltzer's
house. Now, that's a straight cut. Straight guillotine cut.
Would you cut a cigar like that?
CALVERT:
Of course not. And neither should you. Here. Put that on your
key chain. At least make some little attempt to be civilized.
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- A Trace Of Murder.
25th Anniversary Special
- Made For TV /
Mystery / Suspense / Crime
- Vincent McEveety
- Christopher N.
Seiter
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-
Peter Falk as Lt.
Columbo
-
David Rasche as
Patrick Kinsley
-
Shera Danese as
Cathleen Calvert
-
Barry Corbin as
Clifford Calvert
-
Raye Birk as
Howard Seltzer
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